What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 14:29

Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
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-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…